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					<description><![CDATA[Born in Toronto Canada, Phil Watson is a London England&#160;Toronto based failure. Phil&#8217;s failures span music,&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Philip’s company Easy Tiger Corp has been featured in <a href="http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/london-a-nugget-of-gold" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Vice</a>, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/28/weird-christmas-gifts_n_6212498.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Huffington Post</a>, and on the UK television show <a href="http://uktvplay.uktv.co.uk/shows/money-pit/watch-online/?video=4609038306001" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Money Pit</a> starring Jason Manford and Dominic Frisby.</p>
<p>Philip has also been in <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/may/10/china-fight-right-eat-bananas-erotically-embassy-video">The Guardian</a>, <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-eats-banana-erotically-protest-7953946">The Mirror</a>, <a href="http://www.standard.co.uk/news/erotic-banana-eating-protest-filmed-outside-chinese-embassy-a3245551.html">The Evening Standard</a>, and <a href="http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/12/man-performs-fellatio-on-a-chocolate-covered-banana-in-protest-outside-chinese-embassy-5876394/">The Metro</a>, and a bunch of other publications after a video of him <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnh4RLXBYY">eating a banana seductively</a> outside of the Chinese Embassy in London in protest of their <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36226141">seductive banana eating ban</a> went viral.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2020 09:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The ASMR Tweakerbot is a Youtube channel devoted to the ASMR sounds of Nipples being Tweaked.&#8230;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2020 00:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Next Recession Reviews is a Youtube channel devoted to providing practical survival advice for dystopian&#8230;]]></description>
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					<description><![CDATA[Making Interview with Phil is a Youtube interview series where I ask people annoying-ish questions in&#8230;]]></description>
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