2016 – Erotic Banana Protest It’s hard to write about this without grinding to a halt in a fit of self… 2016 – Erotic Banana Protest
2015 – Watson’s Review of Amateur Poetry In my spare time I used to enjoy reviewing amateur poetry on the internet. You… 2015 – Watson’s Review of Amateur Poetry
2014 – Vintage Dogs Vintage Dogs was a fake business set up to promote my terrible pop music project Math Party.… 2014 – Vintage Dogs
2012 – Fresh Dick or Grizzled Penis Fresh Dick or Grizzled Penis is a defunct Hot or Not style celebrity website created in… 2012 – Fresh Dick or Grizzled Penis
2009 – Easy Tiger Corp Founded in 2009, the most famous of Phil’s failures, Easy Tiger Corp was dreamt up years… 2009 – Easy Tiger Corp
